Text Messages That Made My Day Part 3

I really do not like to delete the text messages in my cell phone, but as everyone knows, there is a limit to the size of all cell phone memories.  Thank God there is the multiply site where I can store some of the messages that I can share with everyone or at least want to remember.


Teacher: Sino si Jose Rizal?

-- natahimik ang klase, wala ni isa ang nagtaas ng kamay hanggang nainis si Pedro at nagsabing

Pedro: bka ibang section na cya mam!

- From Boom

Pare 1: Pre, wats ur biggest fantasy?

Pare 2: To b kissed by some1 n d rain.  How about u?

Pare 1: To be...

that someone pare....

Hehehe!

Pare 1: Pare pakiss nman

Pare 2: Ulol

Pare 1: dali na pakiss pare

Pare 2: Gago ka ah...
San bA kasi???

Hehehe! Pakipot pa eh!

GOOD MORNING!

2 ladies ng-apply 4 work
1 matalino, 1 bObo

mtalino: Buti kp natAngGap. AnO b gnWa mO?

Bobo: Wla, nung ng-fill Out ako ng form nilagay ko sa sex: SIGE.

Hihihi.

Kung nasa laboratory ka at kasamo mo ako,


eh di


I'm in LAB w/ you...


Pwede ring...


You're in LAB w/

me.

Sa McDo:

Customer: Miss, may wi-fi ba kayo?

Crew: Ay sir! Wala po eh... APPLE fi and taro fi lang po.

- From Perps (in fairness, nag-jo-joke si Perps!)

LADY: Father, ang guwapo at ang cute mo nman.  Bakit ka pa kc nagpari?

PRIEST: Dhil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na mag-madre ako.

Nakakalungkot gurl...