I cannot deny that some of these made me laugh:
From Boom:
(May rated r)
a sad s2ry:
a 5 yr old kid got jelous of his newborn brother
Dat nyt he put poison on his mom's nipples
D next morning, d driver died!
How sad! Tzk tzk morning!
(May corny)
If you love some1
set them free...
If they come back again
SET THEM ON FIRE.
(pero may ibang klaseng punch line pa rin!)
SUNUGEEEEN!
Good morning!
(may walang hiya)
TEACHER: lahat tayo nagmula kay adan at eva
ROEL: Mam, hindi yan ang totoo. Sabi ng mama ko, nagmula tayo sa unggoy!
TEACHER: Iho, hindi natin pnag-uusapan ang pamilya mo!
Magandang umaga!
(may nagpapaawa)
I have done nothing. For that I am ashamed.
- Mel Gibson, The Patriot
Kaya be ashamed pag di ka nag-good morning sa kin! Hehe.
(may nagpapa-obvious na in love sya! Kanino?)
love is like drinking beer,
Once you have too much of it, you begin to act stupid.
Love moderately!
Good Morning!
(may nagsasabi ng takot niya sa isang posibilidad)
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"HIndi lahat ng guwapo may girlfriend...
Ang iba sa kanila, may boyfriend!"
Magandang umaga!
(may emo. hay nako, ang postmodernong tao!)
Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Emo morning!
From somebody who I thought was Mike:
Teacher: Ok children, wat do u call a person hu kipz on talking even though pipol r no longer interested?
Student: Teacher po mam.
Teacher: hahaha! gnun? Tang.. nyo! get 1 whole sheet of MANILA PAPER, long quiz tayo! BACK 2 BACK!
panira ng araw m 2:
my 10 inggetera, nagpakamatay ang 1, iln ang natira?
E di wala, kc nainggit kay gumaya cla.
My joke aq about mayonnaise.
Ano?
Ayko, bka spread mo, eh.
May jowk uLt aq bout construction.
Ano?
m stil working on 8 p e.
Bt sumkt c sadako?
Kc lmabs xa s tv!
Last, ano apeLydo ni beast?
e di kwit! Beast Kwit.
Gud am.
(which I should have guessed na hindi kanya ito. Since this mystery sender has more humour than my colleague/friend.)
Si Boom uli:
JUAN tumawag sa SEPTIC TANK SERVICE CENTER:
JUAN: Hello manong, humihigop b kau ng jebs s poso negro?
MANONG: Yes sir, bakit po?
JUAN: masarap?
eeeew!
(heto pa ang isang posibilidad na kanyang kinatatakutan)
Dad: (holding 2 toys, letng his son choose) c barbie o superman?
Son: Superman dad.
Dad: good! (he then left)
Son: GWAPO MO TALAGA SUPERMAN! BAKAT NA BAKAT! Shet...
Magandang umaga!
(uhrm, wala akong masabi sa ka-cheapan nito)
ANAK: Tay, tanong ng titser namin kun ano daw po trabaho nyo?
ITAY: Sabihin mo CARPENTER, anak.
ANAK: Ano nga yung CARPENTER, Tay?
ITAY: Tagapinta ng kotse!
Magandang hapon!
(may galing sa totoong buhay na mukhang ginawa na niya)
Kung nakukulitan ka na sa mga saleslady na nagtatanong ng 'ano po hinahanap nila?", sumagot ko. sbihin mo 'pagmamahal at pang-unawa" tano kung kulitin ka pa.
Good morning.
(balik sa rated r)
chocolate scandal: one day Mr. Cadbury met Hersheys.
he Hugs and Kisses her and put his Butterfinger in her Milky Way.
dey wer on Cloud 9
then his Tootsie fired with a Big Bang!
result?
Baby Ruth. Magandang umaga!
at ang pinakapanalo:
ako si Sam Milby,
ang kalaban na umiibig sa Dyosa...
Ako si Luis Manzano,
ang lihim na umiibig sa Dyosa...
Ako si Zanjoe Marudo,
ang mortal na umiibig sa Dyosa...
At ako si Piolo Pascual...
ang DYOSA!
Watch kau ah!
Magandang umaga!
Biyernes, Oktubre 3, 2008
Win Or Lose..... A Commentary on La Salle
This forwarded email starts with:
hmmm ...this has been going around. see you at the bonfire.
(btw neither did DLSZ claim their 3rd prize trophy at the awarding
ceremonies last saturday. as if their school rep to the uaap was unaware of
the schedule of activities...)
all the best,
joel
The main message starts here:
THE REASON WHY LA SALLIANS (la sallites, archers, green mob, idiots) CANNOT UNDERSTAND (among countless other things) OUR PHRASE--
hmmm ...this has been going around. see you at the bonfire.
(btw neither did DLSZ claim their 3rd prize trophy at the awarding
ceremonies last saturday. as if their school rep to the uaap was unaware of
the schedule of activities...)
all the best,
joel
The main message starts here:
THE REASON WHY LA SALLIANS (la sallites, archers, green mob, idiots) CANNOT UNDERSTAND (among countless other things) OUR PHRASE--
"WIN OR LOSE IT'S THE SCHOOL WE CHOOSE"
IS BECAUSE THEY ONLY KNOW "WIN OR WIN OR FORGET IT"
AS DEMONSTRATED BY THEIR SNOBBING OF THE UAAP AWARDING/MEDAL CEREMONY FOR 2ND PLACE.
CALL THAT SCHOOL PRIDE?
IT WAS A HUGE SCHOOL EMBARASSMENT! !
PRIDE IS WHEN YOU ARE BIG ENOUGH TO ACKNOWLEDGE AND APPLAUD
THE VICTORIOUS AND NOT STAND THERE SHAKING YOUR HEAD AS THE WINNING TEAM SINGS THEIR ALMA MATER (AS IN THE CASE OF MAIERHOFFER) .
PRIDE IS WHEN YOU ARE IN TEARS WITH YOUR LOSING TEAM ( AS WITH THE JC/MACKY/DOUG FAREWELL) AND WHEN YOU THANK YOUR GRADUATING PLAYERS FOR THEIR YEARS OF EFFORT INSPITE OF DEFEAT
( AS WITH FORD & ZION)..... IT IS NOT IN WALKING AWAY AND HIDING IN THE DUGOUT AS WITH POOR GRADUATING CAPTAIN
JAYVEE CASIO NOT RECEIVING THE TEAM TROPHY AND MEDAL FOR HIS LAST PLAYING YEAR AND BEING GIVEN ONE LAST ANIMO CHEER.
BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU HAVE A COACH WHO SAYS "AFTER
9 YEARS OF BEING IN A CHAMPIONSHIP I'VE NEVER SEEN WORSE OFFICIATING"
(in those 9 years, has it ever ever been completely fair for either side???...welcome to the real world!)... MAIERHOOFER PROBABLY LEADS THE LEAGUE'S STATISTICS FOR TRASHTALKING AND JUST GOT AWAY WITH IT...UNTIL NOW.
PUMAREN TALKS ABOUT HOW HIS PLAYERS COULD NOT DELIVER WITH THE OFFENSE AND TALKS ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE NOT ABLE TO DO
. ...BUT DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HOW THE EAGLES SIMPLY OUTPLAYED THEM
WITH SUPERIOR DEFENSE AND HOW NORMAN JUST OUTSMARTED HIM BY SHUFFLING HIS BENCH BETTER THAN HE DID...AND IN THE END JUST SHRUGS BLACK OFF BY SAYING HE STILL HAS ONE MORE UAAP VICTORY THAN ATENEO.
WIN OR WIN..... THAT'S THE TYPE OF PRIDE THEY INSTILL OUT THERE-- THE PRIDE OF ARROGANCE, SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS AND VICTORY.
THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE ROOKIES LIKE L.A. REVILLA FLASHING DISGRACEFUL GUN-FINGERS AND LAUGHING AT FEU PLAYER MAC BARACAEL IN THE FINAL 4 (AS SEEN ON YOU TUBE).... INSTEAD OF ACKNOWLEDGING THE INJURED PLAYER'S BRAVE COMEBACK AFTER BEING SHOT.
WE STAND ON A HILL....
THE PLACE WHERE EAGLES BELONG.
TO BE CLOSER TO MARY OUR PATRONESS,
WHERE WIN OR LOSE WE STAND BY OUR PLAYERS, OUR TEAM AND OUR SCHOOL.
WHERE VICTORY IS SWEETER BECAUSE IT IS A LONG ROAD OF HARDWORK, PATIENCE AND MOST OF ALL, OF FAITH. WHERE BELIEVING MEANS STANDING BY YOUR GUYS THROUGH THICK AND THIN, BAD CALLS,AND ALL--
EVEN IF IT TAKES 5 LONG YEARS.
ARCHERS WIN BY PIERCING AT THE HEART WITH ARROWS
WHILE EAGLES SOAR WITH THEIR HEARTS.
AND THAT MY DEAR FRIENDS IS WHY PEOPLE STEP ON THE GREEN GRASS BELOW AND LOOK UP TO THE BLUE HEAVENS ABOVE.
Akin: Kaya sa Ateneo talaga ako.
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